You might have wondered where we have been and our ~100 year history. It’s somewhat of a long story, a story that’s seen repeated throughout the galaxy.
First, we would like to say that we are ecstatic to be back in action. It was a long century of peace, at least from a war effort perspective. But as our loyal readers know, the fight for the truth never ends.
Winners write history, they say. And today we have won our liberty to offer actual truths from the typical daily life within the Super Earth domain and of course we are also ready to report on the war effort as the news roll in, free of the spin that the Minstry of Truth always levels onto the news.
It was a long and hard fought battle against the ‘Ministry of Truth’ and their strongly curated and censored ‘Strohmann News’. Of course every citizen knows Strohmann, as much as the Ministry of Truth, is supported, sponsored and puppeteered by the Super Earth ‘elected’ officials and its sprawling ‘democratic’ tendrils.
Unlike them, we are a network of individual reporters with a fleet of informants spread across the Super Earth domain in attempt to break you, the loyal citizen, free from brainwash and allow you to reveal you the absolute truth.
Now that you are reacquainted with our thirst for truths, we would like to provide background in what happened to our century-long crusade for truth. It is with heavy heart to say that data were not the only casualties.
Many former staff members were victim by the Ministry of Truth’s purge as well. Most of them were haulled off to Freedom Camps, but a select few, we hope, have slipped the net and may return to the light of truth. Of course part of the purge was our last hundred-something years of news coverage ranging from the galactic war and the peace that followed.
Neither data nor personnel can be easily replaced, unless you are a Helldiver, which instead of breaking our morale only ever fuels our mission with purpose and direction.
However, it is indeed tragic to say that we will not be able to restore any of our data as Super Earth officials have made off with every single SSSD that ever existed related to SuperEarth.life. This ranged from our original network information, decentralized servers, to thousands of petabytes of images, video footage, audio, memos, spreadsheets, funds and more.
tHowever, today we clawed our way back to the light by starting anew from scratch. The new galactic war has started a few weeks ago with the emergence of Automatons and Terminids at the border worlds of Super Earth. Or maybe was it Super Earth which made a new expansion push? We are still gathering reports on that news front.
Either way, we have seen Helldivers initial recruitment levels have surged higher than ever. The initial recruitment at the beginning of this new war outpaced the original galactic war initial peak recruitment by a factor of 23 (156 mil. vs 6.7 mil)(1) shared by military analyst ‘Cipher-343‘.
Almost every teenager and adult can be assured to receive a recruitment flier sooner or later, since Helldivers have a life expectancy of 2 minutes post-deployment (2), as we have been informed by “Pilestedt” , an informant close to the Super Earth Presidency. We can assume that as long as the uniform fits and the Super Earth Citizen recruit in question can hold a rifle steady enough, chances are they will make it into the Helldivers program. General Brasch himself is leading the newest training programs all over the galaxy. Though not every recruit is ready for the thoroughly challenging bootcamp that Brasch has devised (3). Advisory Warning on the content of the previously linked video footage as it contains morbid deaths within Super Earth training facilities which we received thanks to Training Instructor Monitor reporting via the handle of ‘NotAlaska‘.
We will observe this war closely, while we continue to wage that of our own – for your freedom of speech, mind and body.
3/21/2184 Update: We have learned that some of the previous collaborators of SuperEarth.Life 1.0 were kept alive and arrested to be made examples of when Super Earth failed on their own. It is with great tragedy that we have to share that some members of the previous team have been tried and executed for something they could not possibly have played a part in. A recent Super Destroyer network issue was blamed on ‘dissident misinformation’ which caused us to investigate further and brought us to the conclusion we just presented (4).
We, SuperEarth.Life, are an independent and free news outlet with real sources close to the various subject matters at hand. Please see below a top selection of some of our usual informants. The names have been altered for their personal safety, but their roles and involvement are correct:
- “Georgina the Sixth”, Ecology Activist.
- “Steve”, Helldiver Recruit.
- “Carl”, Former Loyalty Officer.
- “Aliveria”, Great Galactic War Veteran
- “Kalle”, Super Earth Researcher.
- “Watanabe”, SEAF Engineer.
- “Dr. Schadenfreud”, Helldiver PTSD Therapist.
- “Aiden”, Election Aide
- “Bezuskson” , Commercial Tourism Pilot
- “Mirai”, Ministry of Truth Memetics Programmer.
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– Pat Riot
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